Would you like to
Darn straight you would!
Are you dedicated to slapping on plates, packing on muscle and jacking up performance? Darn straight you are...that's why you're here! Let's face it, hardcore resistance fighters like yourself will try most anything if convinced it can deliver added muscle, heavier "max's" and more raw power. That's why...
METAL HEADS SPEND HUNDREDS YEARLY...
Heavy lifts happen with high quality weight lifting straps and lifting hooks. Hypertrophy Enterprises offers lifting straps for 100% improved grip during intense workouts.
Metal heads like us spend hundreds yearly on supplements alone in hopes of gaining an advantage in the gym. Too bad for us (as I'm sure you can relate!) often the only thing we have to show for our hard earned investment are half-empty bottles of "disappointment" collecting dust on a shelf.
But...that's the problem with this most popular form of performance enhancement. It takes weeks to figure out if you've been had or not...And by then it's too late. We feel your pain. It S-U-C-K-S to be taken in by empty promises!
That's why it just plain R-O-C-K-S to discover a product that guarantees no compromise lifts, intense muscle targeting and extreme performance the FIRST time you apply it!
NO BOGUS PLACEBO EFFECT...JUST HONEST
TO GOODNESS RESULTS!
If this is sounding more like the reason you dropped by, then we've got what brought you here! That would be our Haulin' Hooks, the ULTIMATE "Hold On" Grip Assist, created by a lifter...For lifters! You see...
HAULIN' HOOKS WORK FROM THE
"OUTSIDE-IN" TO DELIVER...
...Superior results, because unlike supplements, which work from the "inside-out" (if at all!) Haulin' Lifting hooks produce gains from "outside-in" by giving you a positive and direct connection between working muscle ("engine") and the weights ("road"). By terminating grip slip ("traction loss") this training tool allows for optimal force production and maximum muscle stimulation. End result?
HEAVIER "MAX'S", THICKER MORE DEFINED MUSCLE & MUCH MORE POTENT WORKOUTS!
Talk is cheap so don't take our word for it. If you're serious about your powerlifting, bodybuilding and weightlifting, strap on a pair of genuine Haulin' Hooks
and see for yourself...
IF YOU'RE THINKING "WHATEVER...
I ALREADY USE A SET OF HOLD ONS"...
STOP RIGHT THERE!
Hypertrophy Enterprises offers a complete selection of weightlifting straps, Haulin' hooks and lifting hooks. Our line of powerlifting equipped is unmatched in quality and innovation.
The plain fact is unless your grip aids are genuine Patent Pending Haulin' Hooks, you don't have a CLUE what it's costing you!
Do sore, constricted wrists, purple hands, sliding weights, and the continuous need to hold tight sound familiar? Under those conditions please...
EXPLAIN TO ME HOW ONE COULD POSSIBLY FOCUS HIS/HER TOTAL ATTENTION TO
THE LIFT?
It ain't gonna happen! Think about it, as little as a 20% distraction from total focus could easily cost you a personal record! And that's just for one lift! Imagine the price for a month, or years worth of workouts!
Bottom line, if you're using "common" grip aids you simply won't lift to your potential...Period. Which begs the question...
WHY WOULD ANYONE OTHER THAN A DUMB MUSCLEHEAD COMPROMISE HUNDREDS OF WORKOUTS WITH A $9.95 PAIR OF BUDGET STRAPS?!?!?
They wouldn't! But, unfortunately prior to the availability of Haulin' Hooks, weightlifters have been forced to use inferior grip aids. "Boa constrictor" straps, "gotta hold tight" wraps, and cheesy "slips easy" hooks, in all their ineffective versions was all that could be had.
That is, until Haulin' Hooks were created by a 30 year veteran bodybuilder who got fed up with the "status quo". The end result was a grip assist aid that would render all others obsolete!
Build muscles more effectively with the bodybuilding equipment we offer. Our lifting straps, Haulin' hooks and lifting hooks will improve your form and technique.
IGNORANCE ISN'T BLISS...AND NOW THAT YOU'VE BEEN ENLIGHTENED...
Look, not knowing a better way is one thing; discovering the SUPERIOR means and doing nothing about it is utter foolishness. And since it's obvious you're no fool, isn't it time you strapped on a pair of Genuine Haulin' Hooks and get to...
LIFTIN' MORE, PULLIN' MORE & GROWIN' MORE?
How about it!
